i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns
how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things
how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets
I just laughed for 7 minutes… I can never get over this
There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…
i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
SO I WAS ON TINDER AND I FOUND BACKPACK AND I CNAT STOP LAUGHING