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shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns


rniner:

how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things 


collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets


soclosetotheperfectsentence:

lordofthejohnlock:

#049 - The Case of the Missing Heterosexuality.

I just laughed for 7 minutes… I can never get over this


livin-la-vida-loki-d:

squilf:

#an accurate summary of their entire relationship

There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day. 


roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty


kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job



catchattroupe:

catchattroupe:

SO I WAS ON TINDER AND I FOUND BACKPACK AND I CNAT STOP LAUGHING

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